Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The Weird

This year's Grammy red carpet was so weird — and so weirdly entertaining — that designations like "good" and "bad" almost seem arbitrary. You'll have to be the judge...although in the case of Nicole Kidman, I'm guessing we'll reach consensus...

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdS

The Good: Don't worry: sparkle-motion was well-represented. Selena Gomez was grown-up glam incarnate.


Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdSLeAnn Rimes contrasted sparkle with drape.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdSYou know I love it when Kim goes pure bombshell.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdSJanelle Monae, red-carpet version.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdSHeidi Klum reps Old Hollywood.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdSSelma Blair continues the run of amazing maternity we've seen in 2011.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdSLoving how Margaret Cho's sober romance highlights her ink!

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdSIt's the lines that make Jennifer Hudson's getup.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdSDianna Agron channels "Madame X."

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdSThis isn't my fave of Lea's choices, but let's face it: the dame looks fabulous.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdSAnna Nalick's seaweedy exercise in excess is among the evening's best!

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdSNicki Minaj does not disappoint. And this should mark the ne plus ultra of the leopard trend.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdSTo understand the full glory of Florence Welch's symphony of awesome...

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdSYou gotta see the back view!

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdSKeri Hilson combines eccentric and pure pretty.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdSCyndi Lauper, unbowed, unchastened, unshamed, fabulous.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdSThe Bad: I'm sorry, this is just unfortunate.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdSI'm sure Justin Bieber's a nice kid, but man, he looks like the douchiest Junior prom king in the world in this getup.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdSEva Longoria takes a walk on the harlequin-costume side.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdSSkintight and sequins and animal print? A bit Liberace, Miley.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdSAmber Riley's normally one of my red-carpet reliables, but this is just too reminiscent of toxic-waste emblems for comfort!

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdSOn the plus side, Kelly Osbourne is probably making her inner five-year-old very, very happy.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdSY'know, I think with a different bodice, Natasha Bedingfield might have pulled this off. What say you?

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdSI fear J.Lo forgot her pants. Happens to the best of us.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdSSomeone thinks he's Hunter S.Thompson (as played by Depp.) He ain't.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdSIf Mya wants to feel like she has poisonous asps crawling up her dress all day, I guess I shouldn't mind...

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdSHayley Williams goes for dramatic simplicity. Sorta.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdSJordin Sparks' dress is like a curtain opening on a show that closes after one week of lackluster ticket sales and abysmal reviews.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdSWell. I guess we know who's buying that million-dollar Victoria's Secret jewel-encrusted bra. And that last shower curtain at Bed, Bath and Beyond.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdSI'll be frank: I kind of love this. But at the end of the day, it's just a little Varsity Blues.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdSThen things took a turn for the Burlesque. Exhibit A: Kristine Elejaz.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdSAnd Gram'ma Funk.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdSAdrienne Lau.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdSAnd did we mention...Aleesia?