Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The Weird

This year's Grammy red carpet was so weird — and so weirdly entertaining — that designations like "good" and "bad" almost seem arbitrary. You'll have to be the judge...although in the case of Nicole Kidman, I'm guessing we'll reach consensus...

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The Weird

The Good: Don't worry: sparkle-motion was well-represented. Selena Gomez was grown-up glam incarnate.


Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdLeAnn Rimes contrasted sparkle with drape.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdYou know I love it when Kim goes pure bombshell.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdJanelle Monae, red-carpet version.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdHeidi Klum reps Old Hollywood.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdSelma Blair continues the run of amazing maternity we've seen in 2011.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdLoving how Margaret Cho's sober romance highlights her ink!

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdIt's the lines that make Jennifer Hudson's getup.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdDianna Agron channels "Madame X."

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdThis isn't my fave of Lea's choices, but let's face it: the dame looks fabulous.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdAnna Nalick's seaweedy exercise in excess is among the evening's best!

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdNicki Minaj does not disappoint. And this should mark the ne plus ultra of the leopard trend.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdTo understand the full glory of Florence Welch's symphony of awesome...

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdYou gotta see the back view!

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdKeri Hilson combines eccentric and pure pretty.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdCyndi Lauper, unbowed, unchastened, unshamed, fabulous.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdThe Bad: I'm sorry, this is just unfortunate.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdI'm sure Justin Bieber's a nice kid, but man, he looks like the douchiest Junior prom king in the world in this getup.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdEva Longoria takes a walk on the harlequin-costume side.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdSkintight and sequins and animal print? A bit Liberace, Miley.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdAmber Riley's normally one of my red-carpet reliables, but this is just too reminiscent of toxic-waste emblems for comfort!

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdOn the plus side, Kelly Osbourne is probably making her inner five-year-old very, very happy.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdY'know, I think with a different bodice, Natasha Bedingfield might have pulled this off. What say you?

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdI fear J.Lo forgot her pants. Happens to the best of us.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdSomeone thinks he's Hunter S.Thompson (as played by Depp.) He ain't.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdIf Mya wants to feel like she has poisonous asps crawling up her dress all day, I guess I shouldn't mind...

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdHayley Williams goes for dramatic simplicity. Sorta.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdJordin Sparks' dress is like a curtain opening on a show that closes after one week of lackluster ticket sales and abysmal reviews.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdWell. I guess we know who's buying that million-dollar Victoria's Secret jewel-encrusted bra. And that last shower curtain at Bed, Bath and Beyond.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdI'll be frank: I kind of love this. But at the end of the day, it's just a little Varsity Blues.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdThen things took a turn for the Burlesque. Exhibit A: Kristine Elejaz.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdAnd Gram'ma Funk.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdAdrienne Lau.

Grammy Fashion: The Good, The Bad & The WeirdAnd did we mention...Aleesia?