Playboy Mansion Being Investigated By Health OfficialsS

It was inevitable that eventually a disease outbreak would center on the Mansion, what with all of the bodily fluid exchanges that go on in that place.

• About 700 people attended a digital media convention at the epicenter of Hugh Hefner's shuffling, pajama(pyjama?) clad empire, and several attendees came down with an upper respiratory infection that, surprisingly, doesn't cause a burning sensation when you pee. Public Health officials aren't concerned with the infection's spread but are monitoring the situation [AP]

  • Lindsay Lohan won't be a judge on the panel of the US version of X Factor. My god. Can't this girl catch another 50,000 breaks? [Perez
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  • Jamie Foxxxxxxxxxxx was beaten up by 3 men at one of his concerts. I blame it on the al-al-al-al-al-al-cohol. [HuffPo
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  • Eva Longoria is dating Penelope Cruz's brother. Rumor has it, though, that she's been secretly seeing someone named "Hermano" on the side. [Digital Spy
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  • Lea Michele, Faith Hill, and Prince paid tribute to Barbara Streisand last night, in an event that appealed to the rarely united trifecta of gay men, tween girls, and people who wear cowboy hats unironically. [Contact Music
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  • Cynthia Nixon and her partner Christine Marinoni welcomed their first child, a baby boy, into their family last week. [Towelroad
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  • JWoww would not reject a marriage proposal from her boyfriend of seven months, saying he's the ideal guy for her. I, JWoww, take you, Gorilla Juicehead of my dreams, to be my lawfully wedded husband. I promise to love and cherish you during evenings of bodyshots and beer, in post partying puking and plate breaking shenanigans, for tan or for paler, as long as we both shall beat up the beat. [Digital Spy
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  • Why do people keep cheating on Elizabeth Hurley? This latest penile tomfoolery comes from her new cricket playing beau who is rumored to have slept with an adult film actress after the two had already started dating. I'm so confused. I was under the impression that if I was hot enough and wore cool enough clothes and was good enough at sex, men would have no choice but to love me. Has Cosmo been leading me astray? [Daily Mail
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  • Mila Kunis solemnly declared that after Black Swan, she "will never dance again." Be careful with your words, Mila. I once made a similar proclamation, after a disastrous collegiate evening involving shots of cheap vodka taken over a dorm room sink and a card table that broke while I was trying to dance on it with two of my friends. "I will never dance again," I said, and now whenever I'm at a club I'm stuck doing the Sarcastic Robot while all of my friends do these crazy breakdancing moves. [Digital Spy
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  • Catherine Zeta-Jones used to sleep in a cupboard when she first moved to LA because she was afraid of the cavernousness of her friend's house. Sounds to me like she let a prime fort-building opportunity go completely to waste. [Contact Music
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  • Fred Durst, of Solid Waste Disposal Fame, is directing a movie that he's describing as "the hillbilly Pulp Fiction." Paul Walker is involved. I bet all of the guys who I went to high school with in rural northern Wisconsin will snowmobile or ride their ATVs to the theater during this film's opening weekend. Timbers Theater in Siren, Wisconsin: get ready for a packed house, especially if this thing opens during deer season. [Digital Spy]

  • Tiger Woods' ex wife Elin reportedly had a pregnancy scare because she hooked up with an ex boyfriend or something after she split up from Tiger and I've made myself bored typing this. [Showbiz Spy
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  • Rihanna is "racing against time" to feel well enough to sing at tonight's Grammy Awards. Maybe she could perform from inside a hyperbolic chamber.
    [HuffPo]