Angelina Denies A 7th Kid Is On The Way

  • Angelina Jolie has responded to the many reports that she's adopting a little girl from Haiti. Her rep issued a statement which reads, in part: "There is no truth to these rumors. Ms. Jolie is focused on enhancing the welfare and legal protection of children within Haiti. As such, she has been meeting with government of Haiti officials, Haitian legal experts and non-governmental organizations regarding a new initiative of the Jolie-Pitt Foundation. The recently launched Jolie Legal Fellows Program will assist the justice system in Haiti to improve child protection." Wait. Are you telling us that the story about Angelina and a little girl named Leah — who Zahara was excited about — wasn't true? The tabloids lied to us? Cannot. Fathom. That. [The Daily Beast]

Angelina Denies A 7th Kid Is On The Way

  • Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn are not dating. If they were spotted chatting or caressing each other in a seemingly intimate moment, it was probably for charity! ScarJo's rep says: "they have been friends for years" and "they have been talking over the last few months regarding Haiti Relief and Scarlett's upcoming trip to Haiti as Oxfam's Global Ambassador." Very nice redirect! Get us to focus on some issues and maybe we'll forget about the possible canoodlesmushing. [E!]

Angelina Denies A 7th Kid Is On The Way

  • Anderson Cooper's extensive interview with Lady Gaga will air Sunday night, and during their chat, Gaga says: "Everybody wants to see the decay of the superstar. They want to see me fail. They want to see me fall on stage. They want to see me vomiting out of a night club...Isn't that the age we live in? That we want to see people who have it all lose it all?" She also adds: "I am just not like that on my own time. I'm not a vomit-in-the-club kind of girl." [CBS News]

Angelina Denies A 7th Kid Is On The Way

  • According to the paperwork, The owner of the jewelry store from which Lindsay Lohan allegedly stole a necklace was "hesitant in making the police report." The woman stated that she did not want to press charges, only wanted her necklace returned, and "hoped the incident could be handled with the utmost discretion." Instead? Superduperclusterfuckery ensued. [TMZ]
  • Lindsay has addressed her theft charge on her Twitter account, writing: "I would never steal, in case people are wondering. I was not raised to lie, cheat, or steal…" And! "What I wear in court shouldn't be front page news. It's just absurd." [EW, Radar]

Angelina Denies A 7th Kid Is On The Way

  • We've all heard the rumors about John Travolta and the spa steam room. But a new report claims he picks up pretty-boy waiters in front of his wife, Kelly Preston. She'll keep her nose in the menu while he chats up the server, sometimes getting a phone number to "help" with the dude's acting career. [Celebitchy]

Vanessa Hudgens on her Mysterious Island costar: "Not only is he uh-mazingly, stupidly talented, but he still kind of hits on me. All the time. If it was anybody else, I'd be like, 'Who the hell do you think you are?' But because it's Michael Caine, I'm like, 'Sock it to me more, baby, come on!'" [NYDN]
Charlie Sheen: "Stay off the crack. Drink a chocolate milk." [TMZ]
Rihanna has the flu. Will she make it to the Grammys? [E!]
Prince was "very cold" to Diddy at an Essence event, even though their tables were next to each other. His name is Prince. And he is funky. Deal with it. [Gatecrasher]
Pete Wentz is "crying and crushed" about Ashlee Simpson filing for divorce. [Radar Online]
Kelsey Grammer is divorced! In another week or so, he'll be married again. [TMZ]
Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller won't be officially divorced until May. [TMZ]
• Oh dear. Have you seen he mugshot of Smashing Pumpkins bassist D'arcy Wretzky? [TMZ]
• "I have worn my kilt once walking around my home in London, and I went through a period of about two days where I went, 'Yeah, I'm Scottish, I can wear my kilt wherever I like.' I asked a friend of mine, 'What do you think?' and he said, 'Well you look like a dick.' So I stopped wearing my kilt." — James McAvoy. [Pop Eater]