Lindsay Lohan Might Be Arrested Today

  • Lindsay Lohan may be charged with felony grand theft as early as… Today! What does this mean? The cops will find her, put her in handcuffs and walk her to the station in front of gawkers, paparazzi and reporters. Oh, she could also surrender. But since Charlie Sheen is chilling in his mansion with a Gucci satchel of coke and some friends, someone has to be humiliated for public consumption. Lindsay is the go-to gal! [TMZ]
  • The prosecutor on Lindsay Lohan's DUI probation and grand theft case says no one is out to get her. She is not getting harsher punishment than other folks, people! They are just doing their jobs. "The D.A.'s Office has been fair and compassionate in prosecuting Ms. Lohan on her DUI. The same fairness and justice will be applied in determining whether or not to file charges in the present manner. I think her lawyer would agree with this statement. I believe justice was administered fairly and equitably." Did we mention fair? [Radar Online]
  • Whoops! Lindsay Lohan first claimed she was never in Kamofie & Company, the jewelry store from which she allegedly stole a necklace. [Radar Online]
  • You may have heard the rumor that Christina Aguilera has become a lush. A source claims that her staff tried to persuade her to get some help — so she threatened to fire them all. A different source says the story she's drowning in booze is a rumor spread by a disgruntled staffer. Either way, we'll always have the Jeremy Renner birthday party tale. That was delightful. [Page Six]
  • Despite suffering a brutal evisceration by awesome film critic Elvis Mitchell, The Roommate was number one at the box office over the weekend. Theory: Women would rather watch women stalking each other than football. [CNN]
  • Jillian Michaels is in the process of adopting a child from the Democratic Republic of Congo and says: "I've completed all of my paperwork; I've had all my physicals; I've been checked by the FBI – you have no idea!" [Access Hollywood]
  • Say Amen, somebody: The View's Sherri Shepherd will host the Dove Awards — brought to you by the Gospel Music Association. [OMG!]
  • Jennifer Lopez, when asked by a reporter about her song that sounds like that other song, said, "What? Really? I'm not aware of that." Even though her people specifically requested that the reporter not bring up the song that sounds like the other song. [Gatecrasher]
  • Selena Gomez! Justin Bieber! Holding hands! [Radar Online]
  • Eva Longoria and Eduardo Cruz: It's on. [Just Jared]
  • Nightmare: A blog posted a random family's phone number claiming the digits were for Justin Bieber. [TMZ]
  • Glee kids were kicked out of a table at a pre-Super Bowl party so Adrian Grenier could sit down? Boo. [Gatecrasher]
  • Speaking of Glee, here's Lea Michele singing at the Super Bowl, in case you missed it. [Just Jared]
  • Snoop Dogg to woman flashing boobs: "Girl, those so new they probably still got a price tag on 'em." [Page Six]
  • This gif of A-Rod and Cammie D at the super bowl is mesmerizing. [DListed]
  • Chris Evans shirtless Captain America pictures? Don't mind if I do. [Just Jared]
  • Do what you must to prepare yourself: Robert Pattinson might sing in Breaking Dawn. [Digital Spy]
  • Dr. Phil's dog has a serious problem. [Radar Online]
  • Charlie Sheen's teeth will haunt your dreams. [The Scoop]