In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Dr. Phil teaches us how Rock of Love has negatively affected our nation's youth, Bill O'Reilly's feud with Snooki, and expectant mothers doll up for delivery.
1.) Girl idolizes Rock of Love contestants.
So Dr. Phil took the appropriate measures and surprised her at the end of the episode by sending her to rehab.
2.) Snooki vs. O'Reilly?
Well, not really, but that's how The Insider would like to make it appear. Actually, Bill O'Reilly claims to not really know who Snooki is. See! He's not that different from our president after all.
3.) Beautiful labor.
If I ever get rattles painted on my toenails in preparation for my delivery I give you permission to murder me, because I think that my child would be better off that way.
4.) Lisa Vanderpump's dirty mind.
5.) Tim & Eric make Conan funny.
Which is a pretty big accomplishment.
6.) How Jennifer Aniston changed the world.
She confronted Perez Hilton about his meanness, which prompted him to change his whole schtick. I'd just like to say that this only proves how much Perez Hilton sucked to begin with, that his whole belief system could be shaken to its core because of a "scary" encounter with Jennifer Aniston in a parking garage.
7.) Steven Tyler is gross.
8.) No one wants Mindy Kaling's crap.
Her care was broken into recently, and the thief left everything behind.
10.) Kathie Lee's tits.