Every Wednesday, we play Midweek Madness, in which we "read" the tabloids, so you don't "have" to. This week, Star creates a "Down Syndrome Drama" for Angelina's twins and Lady Gaga does cocaine to get ideas like "meat dress."
"Sisters Torn Apart By Secrets."
This is all about Kim and Kyle Richards, sisters on The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills. Their relationship has only gotten worse since the show wrapped, and things have "almost come to physical blows." Kyle, the non-alcoholic one, gives Kim an allowance, because Kim is strapped for cash. Blah blah blah rehashed stuff from the show. Moving on: Leah from Teen Mom 2 recently married her twins' dad, Corey. But Leah's ex-boyfriend, Robbie, claims he slept with her hours before the wedding. MTV says that camera crews were with Leah for most of the evening — and in the morning — and "nothing happened." Did you hear the rumor that people walked out of Katie Holmes' movie, The Son Of No One, at Sundance? The film's producer tells Ok! "This is an outrage, because there was no walk-out whatsoever." And yet, there are details in here about how, toward the end of the film, there's a title card which reads, "this was based on a true story," and some folks at Sundance thought that was the end of the movie, even though there's one more dramatic scene after that. And someone accidentally turned the lights on, so people did get up and leave, but it was all a misunderstanding, or something. Anyway. Right now, Katie is having "the worst time of her life," because Anne Hathaway made fun of her on SNL , The Kennedys got booted from the History Channel, Tom has been away filming, and her former Dawson's Creek costar, Michelle Williams, earned a second Oscar nomination. Poor Katie! Lastly, Scott "American Psycho" Disick has a ring for Kourtney Kardashian, but they are not yet engaged.
Grade: F (medical diagnosis by a brick wall)