A Red Carpet That Confounds

Waiting for Forever is "a Hollywood-set romantic tale of a guy who is content to live his life without a job yet with the love of his life, a young actress." The premiere was a tale of strange clothes.

A Red Carpet That Confounds

On the plus side, this is like a Stevie Nicks-Don Henley duet come to vibrant life.


A Red Carpet That Confounds

Jane Seymour demonstrates the tried-and-true bombshell uniform. I mean, the woman was a Bond girl!


A Red Carpet That Confounds

What's a better accessory, Blythe Danner's jaunty flower, or the Bilson-Sturbridge stole?


A Red Carpet That Confounds

Edyta Sliwinska gives us little credit for imagination, it must be said.


A Red Carpet That Confounds

Charlotte Ross maybe had a mother like mine who insisted on dressing her in gender-neutral androgynous clothing. Now she's making up for it.


A Red Carpet That Confounds

I'm kind of worried about what will happen to all this faux leopard when this year's over. Will thrift stores just be a sea of fake pelts? Or will it become the "classic" the ladymags have always claimed?


A Red Carpet That Confounds

How do we feel about booties with a strapless romper? No, really, tell me. Anna Trebunskaya has me stumped.


A Red Carpet That Confounds

In the spirit of generosity (see: "Leather and Lace," above) Janelle Ortiz's shoes match her...stole?



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