Ashton & Demi Are Booed In Brazil

  • This weekend, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher showed up three hours late to a Jeziel Moraes fashion show in Brazil. In a delightfully awkward video, they keep smiling as photographers boo loudly on the red carpet. It's called acting, people!
  • It's hard to believe they wouldn't make out for that one guy yelling "KISSES! KISSES! KISSES!" [Celebs.com]
  • How hard to do you have to "party" to be a bad influence on Charlie Sheen? Charlie's assistant Rick Calamaro is trying to find out. [TMZ]
  • After Kacey Jordan declared that Charlie Sheen was okay with her watching his children, Denise Richards Tweeted, "FYI.. no "adult film star" will be babysitting our kids." [TMZ]
  • Kacey Jordan shares more information you didn't need to know: She had sex with Charlie last week, which she describes as a "three-minute ordeal." She explains, "When you're that high...his performance wasn't very long." Kacey adds, "After sex we just sat in bed and he held on to me. He was sloppy but still functioning, [he] wouldn't stop kissing my feet. He promised me he'd get me a Bentley." [E!]
  • You can tell Charlie's serious about getting well because he's doing rehab at home. [TMZ]
  • A source says, "He is at home now and those close to him are trying to get him to enter a facility, but he doesn't think he has a problem." [Radar]
  • David Arquette has left rehab after checking himself in a month ago. His rep says, "He has completed his treatment and is home." [Reuters]
  • Michael Lohan has been rushed to the hospital after experiencing chest pains. He was in a doctor's office having a consultation on "getting his nose fixed — a nose which has been broken several times over the years." [TMZ]
  • Another Tila Tequila sex tape is being released. Tila Tequila Uncorked will be released on Valentine's Day, but it's really a great gift for any day of the year. [Fleshbot (NSFW)]
  • Gary Shirley's new girlfriend Ashley (wasn't he dating a chick named Autumn last week?) claims Amber Portwood is harassing her via text message, "asking her to ‘meet up' so she could ‘beat her ass.'" A source says, "Ashley wasn't even responding at first but Amber just kept going, calling her a ‘fat ass pot belly pig' and then even had a guy friend of hers call to try and scare Ashley by pretending he was a police officer." [Radar]
  • Lauren Conrad is not secretly engaged, or perhaps it's just such a big secret even E! doesn't know. [E!]
  • When Ryan Seacrest asked what he should say when people ask him about Justin Bieber's relationship with Selena Gomez, as they surely will, the Bieb said, "Just tell 'em that she's, like, one of my best friends." [People]
  • Katherine Heigl will appear in New Year's Eve, because you can't spell "rom-com to end all rom-coms" without "Heigl." (Okay, you actually can, but you know what I mean.) [N.Y. Mag]
  • Professional Crazy Person Allison DuBois says Camille Grammer definitely won't be returning to RHOBH. "Camille said that filming the reunion show was the longest eight hours of her life. Camille thought the filming was never going to end, eight hours seems a little long. It was extremely draining for her, emotionally," she said. [Radar]
  • Derek Hough is leaving Dancing With The Stars to appear in the film Cobu 3D. [People]
  • Chord Overstreet spoke to Mila Kunis yesterday, so they're probably dating. [E!]
  • Martha Stewart is launching a new show called Martha Bakes. Sadly it is not about Martha getting really high and trying to have a conversation with one of her chickens. [AP]
  • Hailee Steinfeld and Lea Michele ended their "bitter feud" at the SAG Awards, and fortunately they didn't resort to fisticuffs. [Us]
  • Poor Clare Danes was forced to sit with us plebes on her flight home after the SAG Awards. "I'm flying tonight on coach," she said. "I know, I know, I feel like I'm bragging now at this point. It's the only seat available, and I have to go back to work tomorrow morning." [People]