Our Paris correspondent, Nilina Mason-Campbell, has apparently been amusing herself by getting male models to deliver their cheesiest pick-up lines in their native tongues. The results are, frankly, enlightening. After all, the language of love is international.
Did you know that in Portugal, it is considered appropriate pick-up etiquette to say, "Hey baby, with that nice ass, you should, like, poop some candies"? We did not. America's great contribution to the genre — the neg — pales in comparison with such creativity.
Lina Sien assisted with this video