Where To Buy Suits & Matching Hats For Every Spring Occasion!

Going to a wedding, graduation, garden party, baby shower or horse race this spring? Ashro has something for you to wear!

Where To Buy Suits & Matching Hats For Every Spring Occasion!

This year, the Kentucky Derby is May 7. You have plenty of time to decide whether you'd prefer to wear the Mercedes hat, A; the Abby hat, C; the Johanna hat, E; or the Lexi hat, G. You've seen My Fair Lady. A black and while hat at the races is mandatory!

Where To Buy Suits & Matching Hats For Every Spring Occasion!

While the Keisha hat (F) is marvelous, I've got my eye on the '20s cloche — the Ruth hat (J). Now let's talk about situations in which one may wear an enormous white hat, lavish white dress, matching jacket and shoes when one is not getting married.

  • church
  • synagogue
  • granddaughter's graduation
  • arraignment
  • party thrown by Diddy
  • late-night run to supermarket

Any other suggestions?

Where To Buy Suits & Matching Hats For Every Spring Occasion!

Please to be noting the wingspan on these hats! The frothy pink confection on the left is the Cher hat, and is a bargain at $129. It's an instant force field, since people will find it impossible to come too close to you or sit next to you at the movies. Definitely, definitely wear it to the movies, and refuse to take it off.

Where To Buy Suits & Matching Hats For Every Spring Occasion!

Don't know what you're doing for Easter? BAM. Now you do. Strutting up and down your block in a suit with matching hat. Done.

Where To Buy Suits & Matching Hats For Every Spring Occasion!

Stuff like this just reminds you what sloppy slobs we have become. Women — and men — used to wear hats daily! Gloves, too. What do we gravitate towards now? Pajama jeans.

Where To Buy Suits & Matching Hats For Every Spring Occasion!

Backyard barbecue wardrobe dilemma: Solved.

Where To Buy Suits & Matching Hats For Every Spring Occasion!

Gazebo not included.

Where To Buy Suits & Matching Hats For Every Spring Occasion!

What shall we call pants that masquerade as a skirt? Skants? Skousers? Skalazzos?

Where To Buy Suits & Matching Hats For Every Spring Occasion!

Ashro has a very extensive wig section. My favorite is the Precious Mireille, which I plan to pair with elbow-length gloves and a long strand of pearls. Then I'll stand outside my local theater for a few days, and when asked, explain I'm waiting for Baz Luhrmann's Great Gatsby tickets to go on sale, and what to you mean they haven't started filming it yet?

Where To Buy Suits & Matching Hats For Every Spring Occasion!

The wig on the upper left is the Chaka. It feels for you. It thinks it loves you. Let it rock you. That's all it wants to do.

Where To Buy Suits & Matching Hats For Every Spring Occasion!

FYI, Ashro also offers a large selection of Afrocentric ensembles, in case that's the direction you'd rather go in. Matching headwraps!

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