10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This WeekS

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Camille Grammer intimates that her soon-to-be-ex-husband Kelsey is bisexual, Joan Rivers talks about her vagina, and Barbara Walters hits on The Situation.

1.) I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger…


2.) GTL practicality
However, I must say that I'm kind of impressed with the product that The Situation has come up with, regarding his GTL trademark.


3.) CBS really needs to stop bragging.
They're so fucking proud of themselves for figuring out how to have a cameraman in the passenger seat of the car.


4.) Toddlers & Torture
The lengths to which some pageant mothers will go—as far as whoring up their young children—is no longer surprising, but waxing a 5-year-old little girl's eyebrows while she's screaming and writhing in pain remains shocking.


10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

5.) Gratuitous blurring
While announcing that Lady Gaga will be performing at the Grammys, The Insider felt the need to blur her chest, even though that particular outfit from her "Bad Romance" video does not expose any "untoward" part of her breasts. And even if it did, it would be a smidge lower than the position they've chosen.


6.) Bread and death
This place—that sells tombstones and memorial monuments—is like three blocks from my apartment, and when I saw that they were selling bread I was like, "Wait. Whuuuuuuut?" And then they were on the news for their wacky business decision! And I'm still like, "Wait. Whuuuuuuut?"


7.) Awkward!
We learned, on last night's episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, that Kelsey Grammer ended his marriage to Camille in a late-night phone call, but then requested that she accompany him to the Tony awards as his date. She complied, thinking she could rehab their relationship, but he wouldn't allow her to stay in their NYC apartment, and instead, put her up in a hotel suite. When she was making a toast to him and their marriage, you can tell by the looks on everyone's faces that they all had probably met his new girlfriend.


8.) Camille intimates that Kelsey is bi.
She's been flapping her gums all over the media this week about Kelsey and their divorce.


9.) Kelsey takes the high road.
Yet, somehow, doesn't come off as less of an asshole.


10.) Obligatory old lady clip of the week