Win Sweet Etsy Swag In This Week’s Jezebel Bounty

Add a little flair to your accessory collection in this installment of the Jezebel Bounty. Captions away!

Two thumbs way up to last week's winners Taigan and booster club.

This week's contest:
We're looking for the smartest, funniest, most original caption — a la New Yorker cartoons — for intriguing image from the February issue of Elle.

Win Sweet Etsy Swag In This Week’s Jezebel Bounty

What you win:
Funk up your jewelry rotation with this chunky jersey necklace by Thief and Bandit
. This beautiful handprinted piece comes in gold and magenta snakeskin.

Win Sweet Etsy Swag In This Week’s Jezebel Bounty

Submit your captions in the comments only. The deadline for contest entries is Monday, January 17 at 12pm ET. On that evening (1/17), a Jezebel editor will pick two winners(!) from the comments on this post at her sole discretion based on wittiness and originality. We will notify the two winners by email on Tuesday, January 18th by 12pm ET.

All standard Gawker contest rules apply.

Some additional requirements: You must have a valid email associated with your commenter account. You may submit an entry or request a winner's list via mail to Gawker Media, Attn: Weekly Jezebel Bounty Contest, 210 Elizabeth, 4th Floor, NY, NY, 10012. Approximate retail value for prizes is less than $200.