During the Bush II administration, Ann Wagner served as ambassador to Luxembourg. Though she liked her time there, "I felt, after I left, that perhaps socialism had begun to follow me across the pond," she says. Uh-oh!
If she gets to head up the Republican National Committee, she plans to stop socialism in its tracks, before it gets all of us and infects our minds/eats our brains. Good to know someone's looking out for us.