We had to watch the promo for Shedding For The Wedding a few times to make sure our eyes and ears didn't deceive us. And, sadly, they didn't!

She DOESN'T actually say "I lost 50 pounds, and now I'm engaged," right? And then smugly display her ring? Because they wouldn't actually put that in a TV show promo, right, and suggest that one needs to lose weight to find love. Right? RIGHT?