John Mayer Comes Up With New Line To Charm The LadiesS

  • A young fan recently approached John Mayer in a New York City bar. Halfway through the conversation, John tried to top his "sexual napalm" line.
  • Mayer told the woman that he could see her future: "He said that she was going to make someone very happy one day, as long as she remembered to talk dirty while having sex." She just walked away. [N.Y. Mag]
  • We're supposed to be shocked by this photo of Miley Cyrus, but who among us hasn't posed for a photo while our assistant pretends to lick our boob? [The Superficial]
  • Stephen Baldwin is suing Kevin Costner for allegedly duping him into selling shares in a company that builds machines that separate oil from water. [TMZ]
  • A source says Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds split because, "They were together probably three months their entire marriage. They just grew apart. It was never like ‘we want to split.' But they just both gave in to the reality that they were never together." [E!]
  • California authorities are investigating ex-Betty Ford staffer Dawn Holland to see if she sold her story about Lindsay Lohan to TMZ, thus violating HIPAA laws. [E!]
  • A note which was allegedly written by Michael Jackson on a crumpled piece of Dr. Arnie Klein's stationary recently sold on eBay for more than $3,000. MJ writes that he plans to "make huge $." He adds, "who's doing sculpture for Halloween special." [TMZ]
  • A source claims Courteney Cox and her Cougar Town co-star Brian Van Holt were "inseparable" at the show's holiday party, but they didn't actually touch each other. [E!]
  • Jayde Nicole has settled her lawsuit against Joe Francis for allegedly assaulting her at a nightclub. [Radar]
  • BREAKING: Zac Efron got a haircut. [E!]
  • Kelsey Grammer has filed legal documents to prevent his ex Camille Grammer from withdrawing money from his accounts. [Us]
  • "Does Blake Lively Deserve Ryan Gosling?" No. [E!]
  • Gwyneth Paltrow says she suffered from post-partum depression following her son Moses' birth in 2006. "You don't want anybody to know that you're depressed or crying all the time, " she says. "There's this shame that we bring to it and it's incredibly debilitating and scary and you just don't feel like yourself." [Us]
  • Gayle King says Oprah Winfrey crying while talking about their friendship made her cry too: "I had just ordered room service and I was sitting there and I watched it. And I called her and said, 'I'm sitting in my room crying all by myself.'" Then Gayle asked Oprah what made her cry, and she said, "I was just caught off guard. No one had asked me the question that way." Aaarg, so many tears! [Us]