Today in Tweet Beat, Heidi Montag is not happy about her sad-faced tabloid cover. Plus, Snooki has finished "writing" her book and reveals the cover art.
My book is done! A Shore Thing baby! For all my wonderful fans! January 4th babes! Xoxo http://plixi.com/p/64631510
A white guy just asked me seriously.. Why do brothers love women with big bootys.. I told him 'Because that's the IMPACT AREA'.
Coco even told me that she was considered fat while she had a 23 inch waist.. I told here 'Don't worry baby, I appreciate that ass!'
My brain always told me... If she's too skinny.. She probably can't cook..
Ugh. Happy kills me with his unhappy cute looks http://yfrog.com/hs9nmpj
This is the only thing that matters... http://twitpic.com/3ifgpp
I had some rough holidays growing up. I just want to wish everybody a happy holiday.
I'm in China. I feel like a Jew on Christmas.
An early start for me this morning, Merry Christmas eve eve eve you sexy tweeters!