Today in Tweet Beat, Heidi Montag is not happy about her sad-faced tabloid cover. Plus, Snooki has finished "writing" her book and reveals the cover art.

My book is done! A Shore Thing baby! For all my wonderful fans! January 4th babes! Xoxo http://plixi.com/p/64631510less than a minute ago via ÜberTwitterHeidi Montag Reacts To Her Own FaceNicole Polizzi
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A white guy just asked me seriously.. Why do brothers love women with big bootys.. I told him 'Because that's the IMPACT AREA'.less than a minute ago via webHeidi Montag Reacts To Her Own FaceICE T
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Coco even told me that she was considered fat while she had a 23 inch waist.. I told here 'Don't worry baby, I appreciate that ass!'less than a minute ago via webHeidi Montag Reacts To Her Own FaceICE T
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My brain always told me... If she's too skinny.. She probably can't cook..less than a minute ago via webHeidi Montag Reacts To Her Own FaceICE T
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Ugh. Happy kills me with his unhappy cute looks http://yfrog.com/hs9nmpjless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhoneHeidi Montag Reacts To Her Own Facerose mcgowan
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This is the only thing that matters... http://twitpic.com/3ifgppless than a minute ago via TwitpicHeidi Montag Reacts To Her Own FaceBethenny Frankel
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I had some rough holidays growing up. I just want to wish everybody a happy holiday.less than a minute ago via ÜberTwitterHeidi Montag Reacts To Her Own Face50cent
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I'm in China. I feel like a Jew on Christmas.less than a minute ago via webHeidi Montag Reacts To Her Own FaceEli Roth
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An early start for me this morning, Merry Christmas eve eve eve you sexy tweeters!less than a minute ago via TweetDeckHeidi Montag Reacts To Her Own FaceI'm Janice Dickinson
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