Brad & Angelina To Wed In Hindu Ceremony

  • Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are traveling to India for the holidays and will get married by a guru on an ashram.

ALLEGEDLY. So ridiculous it could be true? Additional picture below because I couldn't choose and I love them. [This Is London]

Brad & Angelina To Wed In Hindu Ceremony

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  • Since you're dying to know, here is Taylor Swift's trick for perfect eyeliner. [Bella Sugar]
  • Aretha Franklin is out of the hospital and at home. "My family and friends who brought me home are taking great care of me. I also have a private nurse who visits on a daily basis." Be well! [Pop Eater]
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  • Miley Cyrus is allegedly saying that the bong incident was her just being young and having fun. And she's right. Show me a 17-year-old American kid who doesn't know how to hit a bong and I'll show you a kid who's way too sheltered. [TMZ]
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