Today in Tweet Beat, Stephen Colbert gets inventive this holiday season. Plus, celebs react to the breakup of Scarlett and Ryan.



Scarlett and Ryan...so sad! ☹less than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter




what is the turning point when two famous people who are dating throw in the towel? do they run out of conversation & stare into the mirror?less than a minute ago via web




Stella walked in2 my closet this am & headed to my jewelry drawer and said "Mom. I want jewelry. I need a Chanel necklace!" HA! Genius! #FBless than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter




so alot of u r tweeting me wanting to know if i died again. turns out im ok. had to check..but im still living. wasnt sure...but...im ok :)less than a minute ago via web




Sarah Palin would have been a great star of silent comedy. Seriously. That face.less than a minute ago via SocialOomph




I dig being a health/environment nerd, but I still love doing dumb shit, too. Peep my Bloods and Crips tattoo: http://twitpic.com/3fwjl1less than a minute ago via Twitpic Poster for iPhone







Off to get nailed xoxoless than a minute ago via web




A fart in a glass is still a fart!less than a minute ago via web