As we suspected, your worst travel stories involve far more than TSA pat-downs and long tarmac waits. Herewith, your tales of masturbation, voyeurism, and trombones in transit — just in time to make a run-of-the-mill holiday delay feel almost pleasant.
Okay, a handful of these are not terrible so much as funny. But a surprising number center around bodily function and malfunction. As we've pointed out in the past, you guys are really gross.