The midterm elections brought new members of Congress very interested in your uterus, and also empowered the existing reps who were already all over it. Brace yourself. Here are some key players to watch out for.
John Boehner (R-OH). Duh. His chief of staff just met with domestic terrorist Randall Terry. He has said, "There is no cause more noble than the defense of human life," and he worships Henry Hyde. Also, "Of his 142 votes on reproductive rights in his 20 years as a Representative, Boehner has voted pro-choice zero times," per DailyKos.