Miley Boosts Sales Of Psychoactive Drug

  • Miley Cyrus's bong hit video was not a commercial. But. Because people are stupid, sales of salvia have increased since Friday, with customers specifically asking for "the stuff Miley was smoking."

Related: As a society, we are doomed. [TMZ]

  • More Miley Cyrus news: In her memoir — the very of existence of which is a mindfuck — she writes about being picked on and bullied. But Miley's "best childhood friend" Nicole Mullen-Holm says: "Miley is a liar who bullied girls and was a real bitch to everyone." And: "Miley became so mean, I remember her shouting at an overweight girl calling her 'lesbian' and 'dyke.' Miley was a cheerleader and was with the 'in' crowd. She was never bullied in elementary or middle school. If anyone even touched her it would have been the end of the world. Her dad would own the school!" Bitter, party of one? Your table is ready. [Radar Online]
  • Nicole and Joel are married! The Richie-Madden wedding took place on Saturday. The bride wore a dress by Marchesa. The rings were by Neil Lane. Guests included Gwen Stefani, Sam Ronson, and an elephant. Writes Sara Hammel for People: "How the elephant fit in wasn't immediately known." [People]
  • Reverend Run of Run-DMC officiated the Richie-Madden nuptials. [Us Magazine, NYDN]
  • Also married over the weekend: JoAnna Garcia and NY Yankees player Nick Swisher. Opinion: Very adorable couple. [Us Magazine]
  • Cue the snowflakes and rainbows: Taylor Swift turns 21 today. [Radar Online]
  • Eva Amurri: Engaged. [People]
  • Can't have lots of wedding news without some breakup gossip: Elizabeth Hurley and husband Arun Nayar have separated. [Us Magazine]
  • Cameron Diaz and A-Rod "can't keep their hands off each other." Yawn. [Daily Mail]
  • Mariah Carey sang for President Barack Obama and the first family at the annual Christmas in Washington concert on Sunday night. Mimi was resplendent in a festive cranberry-hued dress, and Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres were in the crowd. Very cute pictures at the link. [Daily Mail]
  • As though the man doesn't have enough problems, Michael Douglas's ex-wife Diandra Douglas is still trying to sue him for money earned doing Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps. Cancer, schmancer. [Page Six]
  • Sexyface enthusiast Kim Kardashian was spotted having lunch with Kate White, the editor-in-chief of sexyface bible Cosmopolitan. My guess is they had a sexy chat about sex and other sexy sexy things. [Page Six]
  • Sigh: Gwyneth Paltrow's appearance on Glee boosted ratings, so she'll be back. [Digital Spy]
  • Do you think Justin Timberlake can join the elite EGOT club? [Page Six]
  • New, possibly horrifying, couple alert: Dave Navarro and Tila Tequila. There is a photograph of them kissing at the link, but remember that some things cannot be unseen. [Janet Charlton's Hollywood]
  • Dere-lick your own balls: Zoolander 2 is coming soon. [Contact Music/a>]
  • Aww, I love stories like this. Go Brandy. [Page Six]
  • Video: Ozzy Osbourne: "Who the fuck is Justin Bieber?" [The Life Files]
  • "We don't have rules. We come up with agreements. Kids are little people, and we're in life to guide them. Trying to rule someone is always an illusion, and it's no different with children." — Jada Pinkett Smith, who says that Willow Smith is different from other child stars: "Willow isn't the breadwinner. Most times in this situation, a kid is supporting herself and an entire family. She's not doing it to support a family, so she can do as much or as little as she wants to." [Showbiz Spy]
  • "I would love to make a movie about Congo, but unfortunately I've asked Hollywood folks and they always say, ah, nobody wants to see a movie about Africa. It's also a function of trends and conventional wisdom: if it comes down to a movie with fighting robots or a movie on what's happening in eastern Congo, you're not going to win." — Ben Affleck. [Showbiz Spy]