Christmas At Urban Outfitters Means Getting Wasted, Shaving Your Head

Sometimes the Urban Outfitters catalog is depressing, with miserable models. Not for December 2010! Inside: Loopy hijinks, party clothes and ladies who look like they're actually having fun.

Christmas At Urban Outfitters Means Getting Wasted, Shaving Your Head

Polka-dot tights! Glitter shoes! And models who don't look like they're trying to survive the apocalypse. All good things.


Christmas At Urban Outfitters Means Getting Wasted, Shaving Your Head

Actual smiles! This is a big deal. Also a big deal: This photo shoot location appears to be Bemelman's bar.

Christmas At Urban Outfitters Means Getting Wasted, Shaving Your Head

Silence + Noise Golden Ring dress, $79. Dove dress, $169. Looking like you're going to kick ass at the holiday party: Priceless.


Christmas At Urban Outfitters Means Getting Wasted, Shaving Your Head

There are some pretty good gift ideas here: The critter slippers are $24; the little kiss-lock coin purses are $10 each, and the aforementioned glitter oxfords are $48.


Christmas At Urban Outfitters Means Getting Wasted, Shaving Your Head

The model with the buzz cut is blowing my mind, because now that we're in the era of Lara Stone look-alikes, a model who actually stands out is rare. But dammit, this lady looks awesome, and I love a non-conventional look.


Christmas At Urban Outfitters Means Getting Wasted, Shaving Your Head

A little lezebel action? Sure. Why not.


Christmas At Urban Outfitters Means Getting Wasted, Shaving Your Head

The best part of this catalog are these grainy nighttime shots, in which the models look like they're up late after partying. Drunken ramen? We've all been there.


Christmas At Urban Outfitters Means Getting Wasted, Shaving Your Head

More dodgy after-dark adventures! Please note the upside-down kiss in the upper left.


Christmas At Urban Outfitters Means Getting Wasted, Shaving Your Head

Cool coat. Too bad it's $520.


Christmas At Urban Outfitters Means Getting Wasted, Shaving Your Head

Molly thought she'd walk home instead of taking a cab, but she was halfway through the park when she remembered she was wearing her ROB ME coat.


Christmas At Urban Outfitters Means Getting Wasted, Shaving Your Head

Molly looked up at him with questions in her eyes… and the next thing she knew, she was wearing the Poncho Of Sadness.


Christmas At Urban Outfitters Means Getting Wasted, Shaving Your Head

Eenie meeny miney moe, guess which one of us has been doing blow?


Christmas At Urban Outfitters Means Getting Wasted, Shaving Your Head

Every now and then, a catalog produces a beautiful image that is closer to art than advertising. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner. Suitable for framing.


Christmas At Urban Outfitters Means Getting Wasted, Shaving Your Head

Sebastian didn't care when he found out that The Outsiders wasn't a documentary. He still planned on changing his name to Soda Pop.


Christmas At Urban Outfitters Means Getting Wasted, Shaving Your Head

Molly regretted not paying her light bill, regretted getting dressed in the dark, and, most of all, regretted buying those terrible, terrible pants.


Christmas At Urban Outfitters Means Getting Wasted, Shaving Your Head



Molly and Alix liked to share stories, share shoes and share clothes.

Christmas At Urban Outfitters Means Getting Wasted, Shaving Your Head

Sometimes they even shared a bed.


Christmas At Urban Outfitters Means Getting Wasted, Shaving Your Head

Buzz cuts for everyone! It's a Christmas miracle!


Christmas At Urban Outfitters Means Getting Wasted, Shaving Your Head

If Santa brings you the leopard print roller skates ($169) and the iPhone/iPod boombox ($258), you're guaranteed a very merry Christmas indeed.

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Earlier: 12 Depressing Ensembles From Urban Outfitters' Apocalyptic Wasteland
Urban Outfitters: Seasonal Affective Disorder & See-Through Dresses
Urban Outfitters: Sequins, High-Waisted Trousers & The Return Of The Miserable Model

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