Our hopes and dreams for Nonni are shattered in this edition of today's best comments.

Best Comment Of The Day in response to Barbie Goes Gaga:

I'm a Gaga girl
In a Gaga wooooorld
Wrapped in tri-tip
It's meat-tastic
You can weave my hair
And see my underweeear
Weird pop sensation
That is your creation

Best Comment Of The Day in response to Christine O'Donnell Has A Book Deal:

The title will be "Batshit & Broomsticks."

Best Comment Of The Day, also in response to Christine O'Donnell Has A Book Deal:

Oooh... I shall wait with (mastur)bated breath.

Best Comment Of The Day in response to A Lawsuit & New Music For Britney:

That quote from Winona destroyed my daydream of her sitting in front of her computer smoking and just laughing and laughing at GOOP.

Best Comment Of The Day in response to VH1 Casting Plus-Size "Party Girl" Reality Show:

They should just get a host to go into the clubs and find them, wild animal kingdom style:

My look what we have here! A genuine specimen, how very exciting... Oh wait... it appears there's a whole group of them, a "torrid" as it's known in the zoological community. It is amazing to see them out in public like this. It is very rare to find them without their ice cream spoon in their hands and away from the couch where they spend most hours of the day watching Designing Women reruns.

/snark

Best Comment Of The Day in response to And America's Next Top Model Is...:

Congratulations Ann!

We look forward to seeing you featured on "Top Models in Action" during the next cycle, followed by modeling Forever21's newest collection, and finally appearing on the cover of HairFun Magazine's Special Prom Issue 2012.



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