Jon Hamm, Nicole Kidman Go Down The Rabbit Hole

Nicole Kidman or Jon Hamm? These are the kind of fake problems those of us choosing lead pictures face, and a real dilemma that fellow-stars at the "Rabbit Hole" premiere had to grapple with.

Jon Hamm, Nicole Kidman Go Down The Rabbit Hole

Nicole Kidman — and, indeed, women of the world: we know where your breasts are. This diagramming is unnecessary.


Jon Hamm, Nicole Kidman Go Down The Rabbit Hole

ADA Alex CabotStephanie March will catch her death! Does no one have a mother? It's like friggin' Never-Never Land out there!


Jon Hamm, Nicole Kidman Go Down The Rabbit Hole

I hate to break it to Jill Flint, but this is not the ideal getup for tire-swinging. I speak from bitter experience.


Jon Hamm, Nicole Kidman Go Down The Rabbit Hole

Sandra Oh, now, has it down. This is nothing if not comfy.


Jon Hamm, Nicole Kidman Go Down The Rabbit Hole

Jennifer Westfeldt nails demure elegance.


Jon Hamm, Nicole Kidman Go Down The Rabbit Hole

Parker Posey demonstrates the New York winter uniform.


Jon Hamm, Nicole Kidman Go Down The Rabbit Hole

Jon Hamm has the look that says, "Why, yes! We do look retro-perfect and almost cartoonishly attractive! Why?"



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