Win Chic Baubles In The Jezebel Bounty Contest

Another reason to love Fridays: the Jezebel Bounty! This week, win a sweet necklace using nothing but your keen captioning capability. Jezebel and Etsy make your accessory dreams come true…

But first, two cheers for last week's winners, Polyandthenomials are in and SaucyWench . Hip hip? Hooray!

This week's contest:
We're looking for the smartest, funniest, most original caption — shoot for the style of New Yorker cartoons — for this well-styled image from the December issue of Allure.

Win Chic Baubles In The Jezebel Bounty Contest


Look away from the light.

What you win:
Become the envy of all your friends thanks to Brooklyn's own Best Friends store. Two winners will receive hand-strung necklaces made by two real, live best friends.

Win Chic Baubles In The Jezebel Bounty Contest

Win Chic Baubles In The Jezebel Bounty Contest


Win Williamsburg fashion sensibility without ever setting foot on the L train!

Submit your captions in the comments only. The deadline for contest entries is Monday, December 6 at 12pm ET. On that evening (12/6), a Jezebel editor will pick two winners(!) from the comments on this post at her sole discretion based on wittiness and originality. We will notify the two winners by email on Tuesday, December 7 by 12pm ET.

All standard Gawker contest rules apply.

Some additional requirements: You must have a valid email associated with your commenter account. You may submit an entry or request a winner's list via mail to Gawker Media, Attn: Weekly Jezebel Bounty Contest, 210 Elizabeth, 4th Floor, NY, NY, 10012. Approximate retail value for prizes is less than $200.