Today in Tweet Beat, JWoww schools us on fist-pumping protocol. Also, thanks to Coco, now we know that there's such a thing as a facial for your pussy (not cat).



I had a kitty facial for the 1st time at Blu Salon!Its a facial to your cooch area.Funny huh?They steam & moisturize it.Makes it super soft!less than a minute ago via webCoco
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I'd love to get a dp!! Hell I can't find two guys BRAVE enough to handle me!! Lolless than a minute ago via EchofonTERA PATRICK
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At the Library. This 5 year old girl tried to take out Valley of The Dolls VHS and FREAKED out when the clerk wouldn't let her! LOLz!less than a minute ago via ÜberTwitterJonnyMakeup
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Is my look fab or overkill? http://bit.ly/hmodB7less than a minute ago via webKourtney Kardashian
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Okay so who here has seen Queen Elizabeth II wearing 3D glasses? Because I have and it was wonderful.less than a minute ago via TweetDeckSimon Pegg
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@oprah made a tracc for Prince Williams bachelor party #WET.. dropn it @ 4:20 pm PST on SnoopDogg.com need ya to play it on ya showless than a minute ago via webSnoop Dogg
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Elderly woman in line to board plane turned around and blew a long silent powerful burp onto my faceless than a minute ago via TwittelatorSarah Silverman
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Mattafact this how you do it, brush your teeth, throw some listerine in there too at the same time man.Your shit gon be on fire but it work!less than a minute ago via webGhostface Killah
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Thanks for putting this up, mom. http://twitpic.com/3bq1xwless than a minute ago via TwitBirdDamon Lindelof
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