Pumpkin-Pie Your Face, Cranberry-Sauce Your HairS

Skin and beauty expert Stacy Cox says pie exfoliates, and cranberry sauce adds "silkiness, softness and luster" to your locks. Be sure to stick some of Momma's Jell-O on your "tired, puffy" harried-hostess eyes, which you definitely have.

Whatever you do, DON'T EAT the food. Eating worsens puffy eyes.

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