Skin and beauty expert Stacy Cox says pie exfoliates, and cranberry sauce adds "silkiness, softness and luster" to your locks. Be sure to stick some of Momma's Jell-O on your "tired, puffy" harried-hostess eyes, which you definitely have.
Whatever you do, DON'T EAT the food. Eating worsens puffy eyes.
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