Nicki Minaj Gets Feministy for the MTV Camera

  • In an upcoming MTV documentary about her, Nicki Minaj discusses how The Showbiz's double-standardism discourages women artists from being more assertive. "When I am assertive, I'm a bitch," she says. "When a man is assertive, he's a boss."
  • "No negative connotation behind 'bossed up,'" she continues. "But lots of negative connotation behind being a bitch. Donald Trump can say, 'You're fired.' Let Martha Stewart run her company the same way and be the same way. [People will say] 'F—-ing old evil bitch!' But Donald Trump, he gets to hang out with young bitches and have 50 different wives and just be cool." She also isn't down with the whole Superwoman motif, saying that she can't be everybody's everything: "'I'm a human being." These are not new complaints! But they are very much relevant ones, and probably new to many in MTV's audience, to so it's refreshing to see Ms. Minaj speak her mind. [MTV]
  • Lindsay Lohan's got a "mountain" of acting scripts just waiting for her release from rehab, says a guy who co-owns a production company with Dina Lohan. She also has no money problems, is insurable, and talks to unicorns. [Ask Men]
  • Don't know about the scripts, but Lindsay Lohan's definitely got balls. [Radar]
  • Emma Watson is the only famous person who doesn't want to release a fragrance. [Showbiz Spy]
  • Joe Jonas tried to get on a plane from Abu Dhabi to NYC with a bunch of knives in his carry-on luggage. You can't do this! Even if you're Joe Jonas, you just can't. When he realized he made a bad, he said, "whoopsies!" His girlfriend Ashley Greene was like, "Whoopsies doesn't cut it." Not sure if she meant that pun or not. [Newser]
  • Maybe Dianna Agron and Alex Pettyfer are getting married—she's been wearing a rumor-sparking ring around London. [Daily Express UK]
  • Cameron Diaz and A-Rod hung out on a boat for Thanksgiving. They were probably thankful for suntan lotion, baseball, and second chances. [Bossip]
  • Three of Tiger Woods' "special friends"—porn stars Holly Hampson and Jocelyn James, and waitress Jamie Jungers—are holding an anniversary party in honor of his historic car crash. How much you want to bet that Charlie Sheen shows up, wearing some kind of hat? [The Sun]
  • Brooke Mueller Thanksgiving'ed at a sober living facility. [TMZ]
  • Oksana Grigorieva claimed that Timothy Dalton also raged a la Mel Gibson. Maybe she should hang out with sensitive poet-types for a while. [TMZ]
  • ""A real good fight - it's been years. And you know what? I miss it, I really miss scrapping. I've become quite boring in my old age. I stopped getting in fights, I stopped beating people up."—Pink, on growing up. [The Sun]
  • Shakira's starring in an ad for Freixenet sparkling wine and giving all the money to charity. [The Sun]
  • Kristen Chenoweth's also been bitten by the charity bug—she auctioned off her stuffed animals for breast cancer research. [Showbiz Spy]
  • Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber Thanksgiving'ed ensemble. [Showbiz Spy]
  • Someone bought a star for Prince William and Kate Middleton in honor of the couple's engagement. All of the people in this item have too much money. [TMZ]
  • Christina Aguilera already has a new man! His name is Matthew Ruther and he's supposedly a wild, networking rocker type with a crappy apartment. [Showbiz Spy]
  • Friends of the plastic surgeon who remade Heidi Montag say Montag's claims that he was obsessed with her are "denigrating" bullshizz. [NY Post]
  • Purple bikini'ed Jennifer Aniston had a "Thanksgiving mystery man" hanging out with her in Mexico. Will he be the guy who fills her lonely days and nights with LURVE? [Celebuzz]
  • Susan Boyle sort of expressed interest in singing with Rihanna. What would they sing? [Contact Music]
  • Vanessa Hudgens liked getting tuff and buff for her role in Sucker Punch, which is apparently a movie about punching. [Showbiz Spy]
  • Miley Cyrus isn't ready to Playboy-pose yet. Hopefully she never will be. Hannah, keep your montanas covered. [Amy Grindhouse]
  • Jamie Lynn Spears wore shorts to visit her friend. Or are they "hot pants"? [Just Jared]
  • "Right now I want to settle down, get married and have kids. That's all I want," says Tila Tequila. Got no problem with steps one and two, but the idea of Tequila babies inspires shudders so intense they'd make Mount Rushmore crumble. Get a hamster first and see how that goes. [Radar]
  • Dane Cook used the Twitter machine to put it out there that he's interested in Eva Longoria. Do you think this match-up should happen? [OMG]
  • Kelly Bensimon is tough to date, because she has two kids and can't stay out all the time just whooping it up. [NY Post]
  • Mila Kunis almost quit acting at 20 because she'd made so much money. Sounds like most freelance writers. [Showbiz Spy]
  • Kim Zolciak is smoking while pregnant. Isn't she a nurse? I don't know much about nursing or pregnancy science, but this sounds like a bad idea. [TMZ]
  • Willie Nelson got caught with pot in his tour bus in Texas. This is not the first time! Maybe get a new driver? [CBS]
  • Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox went to Disney World for Thanksgiving and wore matching gray prison garb. [Just Jared]
  • Christina Milian's getting $4 million from The-Dream in her divorce settlement, plus $5,000 in child support every month. She signed away her right to write a tell-all book about their marriage, though. [Hip Hop Wired]