Not only are there International Emmy Awards, but this year marked the 38th iteration thereof! None of which explains the 90s stars, or the weird duds.
Actress Fernand Lima apparently likes a strong shoulder.
Somewhere, Clarissa Darling is seriously displeased with Melissa Joan Hart's mules. A cowhide-print boot would have been more her speed.
Jason Priestly is a star who looks strangely natural in black tie!
It must be nice to be the kid of a celebrity, because, like Ruby Modine, if they start to think the old dude's your date, they can look at the caption and go, oh, that's her dad, and that's actually sweet.
Ruth Wilson is kind of channeling Julie Newmar here; maybe it's the leontine hair.
When it comes to Christine Ebersole, you can take the gal off Broadway...but you can't take the girl out of a dress you can see from the nosebleeds.
Let's talk about the amount of blush that Simon Cowell (with fiancee Mezhgan Hussainy) is wearing. Because seriously, dude looks like a Hummel figurine.
On the one hand, I think we can agree that Elisabeth Moss looks stunning. On the other, the straps of her dress have the distinct whiff of Ferngully: The Last Rainforest.
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