"Is this one of us?" reads a message-board headline. Attached is that video of the woman confronting her subway flasher. But the board commenters aren't talking about her. Welcome to Dickflash, a twisted forum where flashers trade tips and tricks.
No one came forward to identify themselves in that video from the subway, the same one we posted yesterday, but my hours (and hours) on Dickflash at least revealed why the man in the video was wearing a condom while he flashed and rubbed up against his victims: Pros don't jizz in their pants, so it's recommended that newbies wear condoms or — and one contributor knows this "seems weird" — infants socks. As for the guy in the video, his biggest mistake was timing. A commenter named "Peter Pockets" explained: "Trains and busses are fun but only during off peak hours; 10:30am - 3:00pm, and late at night. Never get into a train car thats locked that prevents you from scrambling away."