Prince William Saves A Life, But His Pending Marriage Is DoomedS

Days after saving us from Kendra Wilkinson tabloid covers with his engagement announcement, Prince William flew a military helicopter to rescue a man having a heart attack in the mountains. Then tragedy struck: Some bishop declared his marriage will fail.

The British press is in a tizzy because the Bishop of Willesden wrote on his Facebook page that the circus surrounding William and Kate's engagement is "nauseating tosh," adding that the marriage won't last more than seven years because the royal family is full of "broken marriages and philanderers." Wills can comfort himself with the knowledge that Winston Churchill would've totally written a snide status update about his grandparents' marriage, had Facebook existed back then.

Prince William Saves Man's Life Only Days After Announcing Engagement With Kate Middleton: Report [N.Y. Daily News]
Bishop: Prince, Kate Will Last 7 Years [Newser]