Today in Tweet Beat, get inside the mind of Paris Hilton. Also, Amy "Long Island Lolita" Fisher unfollows The Situation because she thinks he's a whore.

This is your day. Make it a party.less than a minute ago via txt

ANDREW WK
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All pain recedes when I'm in the studio.less than a minute ago via web

Rivers Cuomo
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It's amazing how the world looks thru Thera-Flu eyes.less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

Sean Hayes
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This is probably the first time I've been awake at this time in LA in months. I feel like a normal person. #timezonebonusless than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter

samantha ronson
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Unfollowing @ItsTheSituation some in the public eye don't realize that fans want to hear their thought. Its not just about product sellingless than a minute ago via web

Amy Fisher
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Obama to help pay off Biden campaign debts. Would that be considered a bailout or a stimulus? #ftrs #tcotless than a minute ago via web

Fred Thompson
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My secret fantasy: hang at my house and pretend I am wealthy and do not have to work!less than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter

Kelly Cutrone
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