Rachel Uchitel Plans To "Hunt Down Cheating Husbands"

Tiger Woods's (alleged) mistress Rachel Uchitel is speaking out — about her "love addiction," her plan to become a private detective, and how much hotter she is than Tiger's other paramours.

Predictably and annoyingly, Uchitel won't actually discuss her relationship with Woods in the Daily Mail (there's that rumored multimillion-dollar payoff to consider). And much of the Mail's background info is stuff we've heard before — the fiance killed in 9/11, the father dead of a cocaine overdose. But here's some new dirt on the woman the Mail's Caroline Graham calls "an intelligent, middle-class girl who sincerely believed her eight-month affair with Woods was a serious relationship with a ‘soul mate'."

She says she has "love addiction."

Of her stint on Celebrity Rehab for this affliction, Uchitel says,

People don't really understand love addiction, but I think a lot of women will relate to it. Instead of filling themselves with booze or drugs, love addicts become emotionally invested in a series of bad relationships. Since I lost Andy, I have always been looking for the perfect man. I wanted a man who would marry me, give me the house and children I long for. I plunged headfirst into relationships which I should never have been in.

She's about to get her private-detective license.

I should get it next month. And, yes, that means I will be hunting down cheating husbands. It is all part of me moving on with my life and I figured I may as well do something career-wise that I have a flair for.

She's prettier than those other girls.

Writes Graham,

She reveals she has gained a sense of humour about Tiger – when I tell her she is much prettier than most of Wood's other women, she giggles: ‘It's hard not to be,' before calling Tiger's lover Mindy Lawton ‘poor Mindy' (referring to her looks) and adding about cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs: ‘The poor girl had a tooth missing. Honestly! She was toothless!'

She wants to be liked.

I really want people to like me. I put out this tough image but I really didn't set out to have the life I've had. Women don't like me because they see me as a threat. But I just want to be loved and that got me into trouble because I made some bad choices in men. What woman doesn't understand that?

Maybe "poor Mindy?"

I Only Wanted To Be Loved: Rachel Uchitel Breaks Her Silence On Her Affair With Tiger Woods [Daily Mail]