In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, a 3500-square-foot apartment in Manhattan isn't big enough for Kelsey Grammer's wife, Kathie Lee Gifford tries to use the subway, and Oprah has the nerve to think someone else's name is weird.
1.) Oprah doesn't hide how ridiculous she thinks the name Jermajesty is.
Earlier this week, Oprah visited the home of Katherine Jackson, where she got the chance to talk with all of the grandchildren that Katherine is stuck raising (even the ones whose parents are still alive). Oprah somehow managed to pretend that everything else about the Jackson family is "normal," but she reached her tipping point when she met Jermaine's son Jermajesty.
2.) Kelsey Grammer's apartment is too small.
According to his wife Camille, who felt that the three-bedroom, 3500-square-foot, professionally-decorated Manhattan pad was untenable for the duration of his play's run.
3.) Kelsey Grammer's vocabulary is too big.
For the Real Housewives demo, that is.
4.) Judge Judy's husband was in a gang in the Bronx.
For short men.
5.) ANTM's incidental music.
Only people who've played The Sims 3 would be familiar with this, but the background tune here is the theme music from the video game.
6.) Real Housewives of Atlanta baby daddy.
Cynthia had a "love child" with Leon Robinson, aka the guy from the "Like a Prayer" video.
I don't understand what it is, what it does, why it exists, but as the ad promises, I am mesmerized.
8.) Nancy Grace gets weird with her guests.
For some reason, she finds it necessary to get in people's faces and ask them about their jewelry.
9.) Kathie Lee Gifford attempts to use the subway.
She and Hoda filmed a little skit where they traded lives for the weekend. KLG's first task was to use Hoda's mode of transportation.
10.) Danny DeVito's "O" face.