We recently received a list of "drool worthy cocktails" conceived in honor of sexy actors — but we decided the world really needs more cocktails named after awful people. Mix it up, after the jump.
The list, drawn up by a marketing company that represents liquor brands, included some head-scratchers, like the Russian Standard Moscow Mule for Brad Pitt (maybe inspired by this bizarre traffic-calming measure?). We at the Jezebel Mixology Headquarters think we can do better. Behold: