Martha Gets Her Turkeys Drunk Before She Kills Them

On The Colbert Report, Martha Stewart revealed she slaughters turkeys with her bare hands, but first she gives them mini-bottles of cognac. Stephen then taught her to make Colbert family delicacies, like Kool-Aid mix and mayonnaise on Wonder Bread.

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