Today in Tweet Beat, Sarah Palin is making lemonade out of her stupid quotes. Plus, Amy Fisher teams up with another other woman—Michelle "Bombshell" McGee—for X-rated purposes. (Warning: NSFW.)
What if we found out that George Bush has been cutting himself?
I love it when I'm quoted correctly on the box of a DVD. http://j.mp/bN2CFp
Rachel McAdams & I are at the same hotel. Her entourage? Like 17. Mine? 1. Me. I have a Me-tourage.
Question: (not a diss) Why do people post pictures of plates of food on Twitter?
I always look back in the toilet when I'm done.. Maybe I should start posting some pics.. Some Pretty impressive shitz...#FLTG
What kinda ass hole would hate on this kinda beauty look at me. Lol http://plixi.com/p/55928576
It's true. I have an Official Jackie Collins Store. http://bit.ly/dj9E1D
My str8 greengrocer had something rolling in his head when I asked for a cucumber! str8 guys are obsessed with what we do with our bottoms!
Touch each other and make it well.