Today in Tweet Beat, Sarah Palin is making lemonade out of her stupid quotes. Plus, Amy Fisher teams up with another other woman—Michelle "Bombshell" McGee—for X-rated purposes. (Warning: NSFW.)






Wardrobe donated by Michelle Bombshell Magee @evilcunt caution: NUDE PHOTO http://twitpic.com/35dhafless than a minute ago via TwitpicAmy Fisher
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What if we found out that George Bush has been cutting himself?
#Justteengirlsandgeorgebushless than a minute ago via TwittelatorSarah Silverman
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I love it when I'm quoted correctly on the box of a DVD. http://j.mp/bN2CFpless than a minute ago via SocialOomphRoger Ebert
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Rachel McAdams & I are at the same hotel. Her entourage? Like 17. Mine? 1. Me. I have a Me-tourage.less than a minute ago via HootSuiteRainnWilson
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Question: (not a diss) Why do people post pictures of plates of food on Twitter?less than a minute ago via webICE T
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I always look back in the toilet when I'm done.. Maybe I should start posting some pics.. Some Pretty impressive shitz...#FLTGless than a minute ago via webICE T
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What kinda ass hole would hate on this kinda beauty look at me. Lol http://plixi.com/p/55928576less than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter50cent
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It's true. I have an Official Jackie Collins Store. http://bit.ly/dj9E1Dless than a minute ago via webJackie Collins
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My str8 greengrocer had something rolling in his head when I asked for a cucumber! str8 guys are obsessed with what we do with our bottoms!less than a minute ago via webboygeorge
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Touch each other and make it well.less than a minute ago via SocialOomphYoko Ono
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