The Spectacular Train Wreck That Was The MTV Europe Awards

Ke$ha. Katy. Miley. Shakira. Yes, it was a three-car-pileup of ridiculous clothes — and lack thereof — at the MTV Europe Awards.

The Spectacular Train Wreck That Was The MTV Europe Awards

Admit One. Whether you like it or not, this is one show you're seeing.


The Spectacular Train Wreck That Was The MTV Europe Awards

Ke$ha makes such a compelling, reasoned argument against contracts, it's really hard to argue with her.


The Spectacular Train Wreck That Was The MTV Europe Awards

Taylor Momsen has said that she dresses "like a high-class hooker." We don't know what call-girls she's been hanging with, but I'm gonna go out on a limb and suggest that those words to not mean what they think you mean.


The Spectacular Train Wreck That Was The MTV Europe Awards

Rihanna's ethereal Marchesa was a rare bright spot — still theatrical, but interesting and lovely.


The Spectacular Train Wreck That Was The MTV Europe Awards

Hayley Williams masters the art of time travel, channeling both 1999's Run, Lola Run and that era's E-fueled club scene!


The Spectacular Train Wreck That Was The MTV Europe Awards

Snooki has the jaded air of Gypsy Rose Lee post-success, pre-"Rose's Turn."


The Spectacular Train Wreck That Was The MTV Europe Awards

Shakira, in vintage Versace, was another sassy sartorial bright spot.


The Spectacular Train Wreck That Was The MTV Europe Awards

I am slightly obsessed with actress Rossy De Palma. It's like she has a closet made of chutzpah.


The Spectacular Train Wreck That Was The MTV Europe Awards

I don't know whether to be relieved Miley's fully clothed, or dismayed that she's apparently clad in a dust-ruffle.



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