Radioactive Bunny Leaves Behind Dangerous Poo

Officials on Washington State's Hanford Nuclear Reservation have nabbed a bunny they say is emitting toxic levels of radiation. What in the name of Agent Dale Cooper is going on in the Pacific Northwest?

Health workers speculate that the hopping, long-eared Alex Mack met its fate by drinking water contaminated by the demolition of a nuclear storage facility in the area. After being captured, the rabbit had to be killed and disposed of as nuclear waste. The search for the rabbit's contaminated droppings continues.

I hope they find any and all contaminated rabbit waste, as it would be really embarrassing to get cancer from mutant rabbit turds.

Radioactive Rabbit Found In Washington State [CBS]

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