Today in Tweet Beat, according to Jim Carrey, he is well-endowed. Plus, Kim Kardashian takes the subway in New York City for the first time, and takes a picture while doing it.

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To promote voting, Sly Stallone advised us to "be smart" and "get the Manchurian Candidate out of the driver's seat".less than a minute ago via webJim Carrey Has A Long PenisMichael McKean
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