These Costumes Were Frightening...To Breasts.

Heidi Klum's star-studded Halloween Party is always a scene of costume carnage. So to soften the blow, let's also delve into the Halloween apparel of those starts celebrating with their kids first. Afterwards? Avert your boobs.

These Costumes Were Frightening...To Breasts.

Let's start with the more G-rated costumes, shall we? Jadin Gould, at the Children Affected By AIDS Foundation's 17th Annual Dream Halloween event.


These Costumes Were Frightening...To Breasts.

Garcelle Beauvais, as a swashbuckling gypsy.


These Costumes Were Frightening...To Breasts.

Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin have been peddling their show as "a modern I Love Lucy." It's not, but way to stay on message.


These Costumes Were Frightening...To Breasts.

Okay, this is just adorable: Busy Phillips and Birdie Leigh Silverstein.


These Costumes Were Frightening...To Breasts.

Jamie Lee Curtis, team Halloween.


These Costumes Were Frightening...To Breasts.

Melissa Rycroft brings the obligatory Jersey Shore reference.


These Costumes Were Frightening...To Breasts.

Kay Panabaker keeps it totally kid-appropriate.


These Costumes Were Frightening...To Breasts.

A tad less so? Tori Spelling.


These Costumes Were Frightening...To Breasts.

And now, with all children safely in bed, let's go to Heidi Klum's 11th Annual Halloween Party. Here's Christian Siriano, going all Cage aux Folles on us.


These Costumes Were Frightening...To Breasts.

Ashanti is...a...cheetah? Whatever, details aren't important.


These Costumes Were Frightening...To Breasts.

Miss Universe Ximena Navarrete is...something...sexy? At Carnival?


These Costumes Were Frightening...To Breasts.

Heidi Klum...is...terrifying?


These Costumes Were Frightening...To Breasts.

At least Lorenzo Martone's easily identifiable!


These Costumes Were Frightening...To Breasts.

As a medical professional, even a fake sexy one, you'd think Coco would know better than to confine her boobs like this.


These Costumes Were Frightening...To Breasts.

Kim Kardashian, putting the "little" in "Red Riding Hood."



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