Three-time World Douchebag Champion Tucker Max is reportedly being sued by Duke Law School, his alma mater. Why?
Unfortunately, it's not for being offensively boring. It's not for making a movie version of his book I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell. It's not for secretly authoring the now-infamous Fuck List under a female pseudonym*. And it's not for "something cool, like defamation." According to his Twitter feed, the legal dispute is over unpaid tuition and that if it gets funny, he'll let us know.
Tucker, we've all been waiting for years for it to get funny. Please do keep us posted. Hopefully, we won't have to hear from you until then.
*this is a joke.
Tucker Max Gets Sued By Duke Law [Above The Law]