Charlie Sheen Was Coked Up, Pantsless In Restaurant BathroomS

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I'm not even going to try and summarize this, lest I take away from its overall...effect. So:

"At the restaurant Charlie, his assistant and two male friends, with all their escorts were in a private room. Charlie was wasted," the source said.
"At one point he convinced Capri to go to the bathroom with him. When they got into the bathroom he started snorting cocaine and then took off his pants.
"Charlie wanted to have sex with Capri and tried but she stopped him and demanded her $12,000. He didn't have the money on him so she left him in the bathroom!"
Capri returned to the table and even though it was a private room, waiters and busboys were coming in and out of the room and noticed the commotion. Charlie's assistant got nervous when he didn't come back and asked Capri where he was. She told him and the assistant went to the bathroom to get Charlie.
"When the assistant opened the door, there was Charlie standing there naked with cocaine all over his face! He was delusional and just completely lost. Totally out of it."

Two and a Half Men, folks ā€” Monday nights on CBS, 9/8c!

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