It's Bounty Time: More Etsy Swag For You To Win!

It's Friday, therefore it is time for swag. Put on your clever caps, and win Etsy stuff through sheer wit.

First, high-five to last week's winners, LycheeQueen and Kamie Kehrwald.

The contest:
We're looking for the most clever and original caption — think in the style of New Yorker cartoons — for this curious image we've pulled from the November issue of Elle:

It's Bounty Time: More Etsy Swag For You To Win!


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What you win:

It's Bounty Time: More Etsy Swag For You To Win!

It's quite nearly November and, in most parts of this hemisphere, the weather is cooling — which means it's time to pull on a sweater, preferably one with kitties and googly eyes. Like this sweater right here, courtesy of Pretty Snake's Etsy shop. We've got two to give away, both approximately U.S. size medium; one is white cashmere and the other's a gold silk-cotton-poly blend. Both are purrrrfect (you knew that was coming, right?).

Submit your captions in the comments only. The deadline for contest entries is Monday, November 1 at 12 pm ET. (NB: This is not a LOLVogue contest.). On that evening (11/1), a Jezebel editor will pick two winners(!) from the comments on this post at her's sole discretion based on wittiness and originality. We will notify the two winners by email on Tuesday, November 2 by 12pm ET.

All standard Gawker contest rules apply.

Some additional requirements: You must have a valid email associated with your commenter account. You may submit an entry or request a winner's list via mail to Gawker Media, Attn: Weekly Jezebel Bounty Contest, 210 Elizabeth, 4th Floor, NY, NY, 10012. Approximate retail value for prizes is less than $200.