John Lennon's Rant About Yoko's Laundry

John Lennon, to laundry: "MRS YOKO ONO LENNON DOES NOT, WILL NOT, HAS NOT DYED HER HAIR. SHE DOES NOT SWEAT (MOST ORIENTALS DO NOT SWEAT LIKE US) What is YOUR EXCUSE FOR TURNING MY BRAND NEW WHITE SHIRT YELLOW?"