Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, Margaret and I search for bubbling hot gossip in the celebrity weeklies. Today, we learned how Justin Timberlake fucked — and fucked over — Olivia Munn.
"Teen Mom Shockers!"
Amber and Gary broke up on October 19. Someone texted Gary, and Amber thought it was a girl, but it was just a friend. Amber freaked out, and Gary hustled her to the front door, opened it, pushed her on to the porch and shut the door. Amber was left standing outside in her underwear, and police took her home. Since then, the baby, Leah, has been staying with Gary. The magazine spoke with Gary's best friend Andrew Swan — we'd previously heard from his best friend Jordan Sanchez, but Andrew is new — and Andrew says, "I've been hanging out with Gary the whole time and Amber hasn't called him once." Gary keeps calling Amber, but when she answers, she says she's too busy to talk. She hasn't asked about Leah. In Maci news, she is planning to move from Tennessee to L.A. with her son Bentley after the holidays. A source says she's 99% confirmed to do a spinoff — and allegedly the show would be Maci teaming up with Bristol Palin in a Teen Mom Meets The Hills series. OMG SRSLY?!?! Ryan, Maci's babydaddy, says: "She says a lot of things that aren't true." In a piece called "Cute Vs. Beautiful" — which is inspired by a recent quote from Joan Collins — we learn that Miley Cyrus is cute, while Taylor Swift is beautiful. On the "The Big Debate" page, a rep from the Parents Television Council and noted Playboy Bunny Holly Madison both weigh in on the Glee GQ photoshoot. Holly says: "I think [the photoshoot] is really cute and sexy" and "GQ is not Tiger Beat" and "the show isn't aimed at young children either, it tackles mature topics. Also, I like the tube socks." In "A Tour Of The Stars' Homes," you can see pictures of Gywneth Paltrow's New York loft, Jennifer Lopez's mansion in L.A. and Alicia Keys' house on Long Island, all of which are on the market. Lastly: For some reason, this magazine has a story about the 1996 murder of JonBenet Ramsey, so if you're into that, take a look.
Grade: F (Popsicle with severe freezer burn)